Goblin Pride includes
loving your stinky goblin self
And a dangerous sense of hubris
(via vangoghfangirl)
Ask me anything
“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.
cats can:
- sniff
- fall off things
- Lick plastic (BAD trick)
(via dailyhangover)
If you ever tell this dog that she rolled anything other than a critical hit, you are Bad and Belong In Hell.
(Source: somecutething, via sassmasterlyssa)
my favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you
(via vangoghfangirl)
i’ve never pretended to have good taste.. i know everything i like is garbage but i’m having a hell of a time!
(via cephalopodvictorious)
me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts
(Source: cybersupport, via daziah-vu)
This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.
need this so bad
(Source: corsolanite, via dailyhangover)
tea drinkers rb with your fav type of tea and whether you drink your tea with milk or not
(via cacen)
The purest form of love, I think, is having someone who wants to learn about you, from you and with you.
(via sleepatlas)
“I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 11. I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.”
John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)
(via ruinedchildhood)